Get Rid of YOUR Rug Goblins!

Items Always Going Missing in YOUR Home? Then READ ON!

An unsuspecting child tormented by a RUG GOBLIN!

Spoons Missing?

Slippers Misplaced?

Unsourced Smells Like Warm Brie?

Then YOU might have an INFESTATION of…

RUG GOBLINS!

Specialists in hiding in YOUR rug!

Mischievous with YOUR things!

RUG GOBLINS are the Number One Cause of ABSENT valuables IN YOUR HOME!

Think your memory is playing tricks?

RUG GOBLINS!

Certain the wife mislaid your keys?

RUG GOBLINS!

Curling the lip at the family dog because of THAT sickening SMELL?

RUG GOBLINS! RUB GOBLINS! RUG GOBLINS!

BUT! Have no FEAR!

With WILFRED WOOFITT’S SUPERNATURAL DISINFECTION SERVICES!

Your GOBLIN PROBLEM will be a thing of the past!

Using the latest in AUSTRIAN GOBLIN DETECTION technology, WWSDS will SEEK OUT, SUBDUE, SEIZE, & EXPEL ALL RUB GOBLINS FROM YOUR HOME & safely store them in our HAUNTED CUPBOARD!

NOT ONLY THAT!

But with our FUMIGATION INFUSION made from lemon peel, old men’s teeth, fairy pins, and frog spit, we’ll 100% guarantee your problem will NEVER RETURN!

TAKE BACK CONTROL of your HOME!

Stop blaming the WIFE, the DOG, the POSTMAN, and the NEIGHBOURS for your WAYWARD valuables!

Enjoy that LAST SLICE of meat pudding again without wondering if you’ve already eaten it and you’re soon for the nursing home!

Contact WILFRED WOOLFITT’S SUPERNATURAL DISINFECTION SERVICES TODAY!

Send a pigeon IMMEDIATELY to 13 Eerie Street, London, and enjoy 20% OFF your first FUMIGATION.

(We also accept payment in pies)

WILFRED WOOLFITT’S SUPERNATURAL DISINFECTION SERVICES!

KEEPING THE STRANGE & UNUSUAL AT BAY!